Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Weird dream.

Okay, I just remembered an odd dream I had the other day. There was this Japanese businessman, and he was going to a meeting, so he gets there, then all his coworkers start berating and humiliating him. His boss in particular keeps yelling "Kill yourself! Hurry up and die!", but anyway he predictably runs for the hills. Then it shows his coworkers looking confused and his boss says "What got into him?" and starts to cry.

So then he is running down the street, then he decides he should eat something. So he goes to his favorite restaurant, he goes in but then starts having a headache. And then he slowly and painfully morphs into this weird monster thing and starts tearing the place up. After much senseless violence he wakes up at a table like nothing happened, so he orders his food. After some time just sitting around he gets his food, but for some reason the baby that belongs to the woman sitting at a nearby table throws up all over his food. Mr. unnamed business man then decides he's had it and runs out, again.

So now he is outside, he decides to call someone on his cell phone. But this is interrupted as at least 23 police cars pull up and has people that look suspiciously like yakuza pile out of the cars. So now he has a bunch of angry gangsters about to shoot him, when a bunch of brown jacketed gang member’s stood up and surrender. Suddenly, everybody starts shooting, and Mr. Business man takes cover in a car. After much horrific shooting, a yakuza guy throws open the door and shouts to the businessman "Whose side you on?!" And the businessman in a disturbingly high voice points both his fingers in gun like shapes at him, and says: "YOU!". Then they drive off, and I woke up so I never got to see the rest.

Weird huh?

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